Happy Thanksgiving

Broad Z: Hey "A" did you take the turkey out of the freezer?

Broad A: No, I thought YOU did.

Broad Z: Oh CRAP, Now what do we do?

Broad A: I have a plan

Broad Z: Are you just showing up at the neighbors uninvited AGAIN this year?

Broad A: Don't worry, I've got NEW neighbors.

Broad Z: Shoot, I'm giving Broad "S" a call....hold on. Hey, "S" did you thaw your turkey?

Broad S: Nope, going to my mom's house.

Broad Z: Wait....I just remembered. Mr. S took care of everything, come on over.

Broad A: Thanks "Z"

Broad Z: And I've got the appetizers and desserts and a family that's ready to start bickering ANY minute. You'll feel right at home (wait til Nana gets drunk....that's when the fun REALLY begins).

Broads A & Z: Happy Thanksgiving to ALL of our readers. May you have a wonderful day with your families (just remember to water down grandma's wine).